27 You think SHEBBY SINGH is knowledgeable about football because he always says chelsea will win
26 In your esteemed opinion a scout is a male version of a bulbul, something you did on days off in school involving marchpasts etc etc you know what i mean….
25 A youth academy is a day care centre- somewhere that WAGs drop their children off while they spend the millions their husbands make
24 you are unaware of the fact that terry lampard joe cole and all your chelsea faithfuls originally played for other clubs in the Premier League
23 your reserve bench looks like a shelf at Walmart/ tesco/ Big Bazaar……. ( insert any other wholesale market that you can think of) …….. theres three of everything in there
22 You believe Chelsea is a city in england, much like manchester and liverpool
21 If it weren’t for an assistant coach who speaks english ( the bald guy in the jacket- his name is Wilkins btw) your players wouldnt understand a word that your coach is saying
20 If it weren’t for an assistant coach who speaks english ( the bald guy in the jacket- his name is Wilkins btw) your coach wouldnt understand a word your players are saying
19 Building a team to you means selling off any good local talent you have ( carlton cole, wayne bridge), tapping up other players (ashley cole) and spending about a $100 million each transfer window to buy players you dont really need
18 When people mention, Zola Vialli, Ranieri and Le Saux you fight with them, cmon you cant just make up people that dont really exist
17 you are convinced Chelsea’s first ever coach was Jose mourinho
16 you count the community shield among your major trophies won over the past 4 years
15 YOu are convinced that firing a man who took over in chaos mid season,then took you to 2nd in the league and the final of the champions league was a good decision -talking about Avram Grant (for those of u chelsea fans who dint get it)
14 you call your homeground stanford bridge
13 Your club has had more managers than ashley cole has had one night stands
12 you get savage delight in sending out text msgs/ blog posts/ facebook status msgs when Man U lose to anyone…. but you dint say a word after the Villa game
11 you think that when pundits talk about the ‘diamond’- it is a reference to the quality and standard of your game.
10 You are convinced that a perfect game of football consists of people in other coloured shirts gently touching some guy in a chelsea jersey and the ref calling a foul.
9 You will insist that buying Shevchenko was a purely footballing decision.
8.The only place you will win the Champs league is on Playstation/FIFA 10….watever….
7.You think your Grandpa should be on the team….after all…he’s a Pensioner too
6.You have a Pool/Arsenal/Utd. jersey stored in your secret drawer…so no one can know bout your past….( You wont burn it – you might have to go back to supporting them in the future)….(cough cough) Glory Hunter (cough cough)
5.Your 2nd favorite club is Man Citeh….filthy stinking rich is as filthy stinking rich does….the way the moneys going….you might be a Shitty-zen soon….
4.You don’t remember who won the 2002 WC
After all
You started watching football in 2004!!!!
3. You think the Russian revolution was Roman taking over the Bridge…..hmm…really now!!!
2.When the ref’s not wearing a Samsung tee/ actually gives a decision in favor of the other team ( gasp….OMG!!!) you think you’re playing ‘a man down’….( and rightly so)
1.You actually believed Droggy was hurt yesterday…..(OMG….poor little Didier got a boo-boo….Bad Evans….A red…A penalty…BAN UNITED!!!!!)
How can I get the contact details for Chelsea Ladies Football Club?
Help! I need to get into contact with the Chelsea Ladies football club but on the Official Chelsea website there are no contact details – does anyone know how I can contact them (i.e. any email addresses, telephone numbers, etc)
Answer
Address
Chelsea Football Club, Fulham Road, London, SW6 1HS
Telephone
Call Centre – 0871 984 1905 (for general, membership or ticketing enquiries)
International callers: +44 207 915 2900
This is the same for the men’s and ladies.
If you would like to go on a tour of the Chelsea Stadium at Stamford Bridge then please visit here to check availability.
